Month: June 2014


“Maybe Jesus was a vampire?”


Are there vampires in the Bible? A few of the characters on HBO's True Blood suggest there are. Lazarus, Cain and Eve are presented as possibilities, but then the dim-witted Jason Stackhouse hypothesizes, "Maybe Jesus was the first vampire?" Jason's evidence for this assertion is that Jesus rose from the...

Two Kinds of Language


I have this theory that English is two languages. Maybe all languages are two languages, but I don't really know any language but English.  I came across a passage in Patrick Rothfuss' novel that got me thinking that English can be used in two distinct ways.  If we are reading something that the...